H index
2023-12
Since everybody has an H-index,
I wonder how they could sleep at night.
2024-04
Seems like every scholar has got an H-index ๐,
I wonder how they sleep at night ๐,
When the citations come first ๐ฅ and the truth comes second ๐ฅ,
Just pause for a moment and think ๐คโ.
Why is academia so intense? ๐ซ๐ฅ
Acting so mysterious with their formulas and theories ๐งโโ๏ธ๐,
Dark circles on their eyes ๐ช and their labs so high-tech ๐ฌ๐ฅ,
That they canโt even enjoy the simple facts ๐ป.
Everybody looks to their titles ๐,
Everybody looks to their funds ๐ฐ,
Can you feel that? ๐ต
Yeah, weโre playing the game called science tonight ๐ฒ๐ฌ.
Itโs not about the grants, grants, grants ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ,
We donโt need your grants, grants, grants ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ,
We just wanna make the world learn ๐๐,
Forget about the ranks ๐ซ๐,
Ainโt about the, uh, impact, impact ๐๐ฅ,
Ainโt about the, yeah, papers, papers ๐๐ซ,
Wanna make the world learn ๐๐ฉโ๐๐จโ๐,
Forget about the H-index ๐ซ๐.
We need to take it back in time โณ,
When research made us all unite ๐ค๐,
And it wasnโt about patents and papers ๐๐ซ,
Am I the only one getting tired? ๐ด๐ค
Why is everybody so obsessed? ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Funding canโt buy us happiness ๐คช๐ฒ๐ซ,
Can we all slow down and enjoy right now? ๐โธ
Forget about the H-index ๐ซ๐.
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